Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach. . . it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
Cynicism is the humour of hatred
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.
Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.
The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.
A man never knows what a fool he is until he hears himself imitated by one.
I'll have that one, please.
I think that after the first time you give your heart away, you never get it back. The rest of your life is just you pretending that you still have a heart.
If I am to tell you how to grow old gracefully, I must tell you at the beginning of life; for no man can grow old gracefully unless he begins early.
In a moment we lost our minds hereand lay our spirits down. Today we lived a thousand years,all we have is now.
To see ourselves as others see us is a most salutary gift. Hardly less important is the capacity to see others as they see themselves.