There, where one burns books. . . one, in the end, burns men.
Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.
I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody.
I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he brought a television home. I said, 'Damn, that TV has 500 channels. ' When I got older, it didn't have 500 channels - it was a knob from the oven. My favorite channel was 300 degrees.
I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.
The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran.
I like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.
Oakmont, you've got to be playing slope.
If we need women in our defense forces, we must not need much defense.
I like to take the time out to listen to the trees, much in the same way that I listen to a sea shell, holding my ear against the rough bark of the trunk, hearing the inner singing of the sap. It's a lovely sound, the beating of the heart of the tree.
Love makes the greatest pleasures and most sensitive misfortunes of life.