I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his … - Bill Bailey

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The entire drug phenomenon of the 1960s happened without the concept of shamanism to help it along.

Bill Bailey

I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars. . . I'm not bitter at all.

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It's true. Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

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Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

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Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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You remind me of the Siberian hunting spider, which adopts a highly convincing limp in three of its eight legs in order to attract its main prey, the so-called Samaritan squirrel, which takes pity on the spider, and then the spider jumps on it and injects the paralyzing venom, while the squirrel remains bafflingly philosophical about the whole thing. Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which actually has got a limp and is, as such, completely harmless, and a little bit bitter about the whole thing.

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The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

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