Sometimes gain comes from losing, and sometimes loss comes from gaining.
There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.
They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.
Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
In the marathon anything can happen.
Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing admiration and awe, the oftener and more steadily we reflect on them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me.
The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks.
A hair divides what is false and true.