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I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again. " because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. . . . Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. . . "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

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