Hopefully when he moved his things out of the apartment, he at least took his CDs. I mean, we might be gay, but… Enya? Really?
What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.
Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!
Elijah Snow: 'Who have you pissed off this time, John?' John Stone: 'Sumatran robot death sluts -- Dammit, ONE of these buttons fires the atomic death biter --
You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.
By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again.
Any fool can make something complicated. It takes a genius to make it simple.
Before I can effectively discipline students, I have to earn their friendship and respect.
Show more interest in their story than your own.
The world just does not fit conveniently into the format of a 35mm camera.