Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. - Ann Landers

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Relations between pure and applied mathematicians are based on trust and understanding. Namely, pure mathematicians do not trust applied mathematicians, and applied mathematicians do not understand pure mathematicians.

Ann Landers

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

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If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don't have love in your life, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.

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If you have a good name, if you are right more often than you are wrong, if your children respect you, if your grandchildren are glad to see you, if your friends can count on you and you can count on them in time of trouble, if you can face your God and say "I have done my best," then you are a success.

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People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

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Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead; that is where your future lies. Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. People who care about each other enjoy doing things for one another. There are really only three types of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who say, What happened?

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Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind up making other peoples mistakes.

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