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The only people who need degrees are dentists and brain surgeons.
If I ask you to write down the last 4 digits of your social security number, and then take you out to lunch and ask you how many dentists there are in Manhattan, there's going to be a high correlation between those two numbers. What happens is that the number psychologically makes you feel confident.
I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth. '
If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.
Guitar makes even have a word for these baby-boomers-who-alwyas-wanted-to-be-great-guitarists-and-now-have-the-money-to-indulge-those-dreams: dentists
I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians. . . just like some people are born dentists.
A tender young cork, however, would have had no more chance against a pair of corkscrews, or a tender young tooth against a pair of dentists, or a little shuttlecock against two battledores, than I had against Uriah and Mrs. Heep. They did just what they liked with me; and wormed things out of me that I had no desire to tell, with a certainty I blush to think of.
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.
If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison. " — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists
Photographers, along with dentists, are the two professions never satisfied with what they do. Every dentist would like to be a doctor and inside every photographer is a painter trying to get out.
If you just heard 90 percent of dentists recommend something, it's too statistical. Nine out of 10 says: Well, it's just virtually everyone. It leads you to think of that joke about the one dentist. But so much of communication.
