We have to defeat ISIS. That is my highest counterterrorism goal.
There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, "It was all right but I liked the book better. "
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
I loved the towns I grew up in as a boy, and after I became a celebrity, I went back several times. I would have had the time of my life seeing the old places and the old faces again, but the attitude of those same people was, "I guess you're so big we bore you now. "
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!
According to statistics, it's a lot easier to get hit by lightning than to win a Lotto jackpot. The good side: you don't hear from your relatives.
Be real. Try to do what you say, say what you mean, and be what you seem.
The contented have time to worry about trivialities; often to the extent that they never achieve anything worthwhile.
Nothing from outside can stop a man from enjoying lasting peace and permanent joy in life, for it is the essential nature of his own soul.
I was raised with the idea that if you're not smart enough to do science you can do politics.