When I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow … - Phyllis Diller - Quotesmemo.com

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These types of films that are psychologically sort of dark at times, I find extremely exciting to do because there's always something to think about. There's nothing more boring than to show up on set and say a line and know that your character means exactly what they say. It's interesting to have an unreliable narrator in a film and that's what both of those films have been.

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When I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.

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