If anyone e-mails you something "by George Carlin," there's a 99 percent chance I did not write it. I didn't write "Paradox Of Our Time. " I didn't write "George Carlin On Aging. " I didn't write a eulogy for my wife after she died. I didn't write the New Orleans thing. I didn't write "I Am A Bad American. " None of them. You know what I've decided to do? I'm going to get a little cheap put-it-together-yourself website called NotMe. com.
We become in part what our senses take in.