The Japanese say, if the flower is to be beautiful, it must be cultivated.
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.
It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.
My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.
You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked on water -typical Capricorn.
Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
The thing about the 'Melrose' novels is that I have to feel they're impossible when I set out.
Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world.
The creative person prefers the richness of the disordered to the stark barrenness of the simple.