It felt scary because there was no auditioning, no rehearsing.
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by Debussy. I don't play Beethoven so well, but I play Debussy very badly, and Beethoven would have liked that.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
It would degrade our country and our judicial system to permit our courts to be bullied, insulted and humiliated and the orderly progress thwarted and obstructed by defendants brought before them charged with crimes.
There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants.
Do what you love, don't do anything else.
Mistakes don't have to define us. They're how we learn and grow. They show us who and what we don't want to be. It's why they're mistakes.