In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot … - Les Dawson

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Les Dawson

In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought. . . I must put a roof on this toilet.

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