The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day! - Jessica Simpson

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The most valuable "currency" of any organization is the initiative and creativity of its members. Every leader has the solemn moral responsibility to develop these to the maximum in all his people. This is the leader's highest priority.

Jessica Simpson

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!

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