You have to be prepared for people to hate you. Average people love to be average, because nobody bothers them.
When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most. "
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Be Briton still to Britain true, Among oursel's united; For never but by British hands Maun British wrangs be righted.
. . . It is statistically irrefutable that those American cities with stringent "gun control" (e. g. N. Y. C. , D. C. , Chicago, L. A. ) have higher crime rates. It is also irrefutable that those 31 states which have made conceal carry of handguns easy for law-abiding citizens have correspondingly enjoyed significant drops in their crime rates.
In Russia religion is the opium of the people; in China opium is the religion of the people.
I'm not good at secrets, so don't tell me any.