You need a new hobby, Rachel. Something other than nasty little men with visions of world domination.
Art is socialism but life is capitalism.
I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.
I think if anything, the fact that it's popular right now makes me go: "Well, I guess I'm going to start doing something else then in the next few years. " I dunno, it almost feels hackneyed at this point. To start a premise by saying, "I did this awkward thing. " But then again, awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy. Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.
The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
His eyes were cold and brown - like coffee stains.
Those we dislike can do nothing to please us.
The larger the state, the more callous it becomes. . . the colder its heart. It is also true that the bigger the corporation, the more callous its heart. But unlike the state, corporations have competition and have no police powers.
The plague of government is senile delinquency.