All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Even when I was Archbishop of Wales and working with new bishops, I used to say, not realising quite how true it was, 'One of the things you will do as a bishop is disappoint people'.
In spite of the haze of speculation, it is still something of a shock to find myself here, coming to terms with an enormous trust placed in my hands and with the inevitable sense of inadequacy that goes with that.
One of the most powerful defences the media can offer for controversial actions is, of course, public interest.
It is impossible to deny that Christians and Muslims have a common agenda here: both faiths have at their heart the living image of a community raised up by God's call to reveal to the world what God's purpose is for humanity.
Let's cut to the chase, the sharia controversy. I don't think I, or my colleagues, predicted just how enormous the reaction would be. I failed to find the right words. I succeeded in confusing people. I've made mistakes - that's probably one of them.
Religion has always been a matter of community building; a matter of building precisely those relations of compassion, fellow feeling and - I dare to use the word - inclusion, which would otherwise be absent from our societies.
Probably a mistake, you know, that people make in America, to think that all great chefs are a male. . . I'm still the only male in the family who went into that business.
I don't think we can dignify documents dumped by Wikileaks and just assume that they're all accurate and true.
I went to the Hall of Fame with my dad. I can't say I really remember too much about it.
The current financial crisis in the US is likely to be judged in retrospect as the most wrenching since the end of the Second World War.