I don't think Bruce Willis can compete with me. I have a much better voice.
And still, laughter is akin to weeping.
As the interest of man, so his God; as his God, so he.
Beware of biting jests; the more truth they carry with them, the greater wounds they give, the greater smarts they cause, and the greater scars they leave behind them.
You can depend on no man, on no friend, but him who can depend on himself.
Who partakes in another's joys is a more humane character than he who partakes in his griefs.
Malice is poisoned by her own venom.
In this case, the government will essentially be run by the people who are running it now. The top level [Barack] Obama appointees will leave by inauguration day.
Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles.
I strike up conversations all the time and it is very interesting, finding out about things I know nothing about.
All the women want to be with me, all the men want to be like me.