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I did great things in the theater. I did some nice roles, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly or La Vie en Rose. And I love my role in Frantic.

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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

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In every country, they make fun of city. In U. S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.

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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

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In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

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