Jesus' claims are particularly unnerving, because if they are true there is no alternative but to bow the knee to him.
All humor is rooted in pain.
But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus.
When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like. . . FIRE! Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4. 3.
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?
I'm slower and some days are better than others, but I'm a fighter.
The way I see it, the earth is going to be here after we're dead and gone. Even if it's a polluted planet, and they messed it up. Where do they go from here - to another planet so they can mess that up too?
Christianity helps us face the music even when we don't like the tune.
It took me a long time to understand that God is not the enemy of my enemies. God is not even the enemy of God's enemies.
That's what happens. You just get on with it. There are no endings.
I think that most writers who wait until they're inspired to write are just waiting for the fear to subside.