I think that, as with marriage, you just know when it's time to have kids.
I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.
Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!
Elijah Snow: 'Who have you pissed off this time, John?' John Stone: 'Sumatran robot death sluts -- Dammit, ONE of these buttons fires the atomic death biter --
You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.
By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again.
The year has held its ups and downs for me; I'm sure it has for you, too. I'm counting on the year ending on a note of joy (and gingerbread!) and look forward to a new year brimming with promise and peace.
When you're mired in the depths of depression, it's impossible to believe that anything can get better, but it can and it will. Seek out low-cost or free counseling. Get help and support from your community and stick with it until you can afford some fancy private shrink. Do anything. Join a church group if you have to. It doesn't have to be about religion, it's about not feeling alone. Also, do not be afraid to go to the emergency room. I've been there.
The German Fuhrer, as I have consistently maintained, is an evolutionist; he has consistently sought to make the practices of Germany conform to the theory of evolution.
I'd rather be proud of what I am, rather than desperatly try to be something I'm really not; just to fit in.