You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
Adam Sandler is truly brilliant. He plays these goofy characters, but he is a brilliant fellow.
Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
Your mind knows only some things. Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything. If you listen to what you know instinctively, it will always lead you down the right path.
I never knew that ["Hank Zipzer"] would happen in my life. It is one of the greatest things. It is like a gift from God.
Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously.
How you learn has nothing to do with how brilliant you are.
I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished with my term as governor, I'm going back to the life that's waiting for me in the private sector.
I absolutely don't relate to being beaten down my whole life - I had amazing opportunities at a young age - but there is still in many, many people's minds the notion that I'll never be able to escape Harry Potter.
President Obama has earned my vote on the basis of his excellent judicial appointments, his consensus-building foreign policy and the improvements he has brought about in the disastrous economy he inherited.
Got no religion. Tried a bunch of different religions. The churches are divided. Can't make up their minds and neither can I.