Fare thee well my nightingale, I lived but to be near you. Thow you are singing somewhere still I can no longer hear you.
As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as brilliant as Robin Williams.
I could never learn what I'm learning at college. They don't teach it there, because it can't be learned in that way.
One of the remarkable things about my career is that it has been marked by steady, incremental progress. No sudden spikes up, and no sudden downfalls, either.
The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.
Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.
I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.
The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.
We want to get 80%-85% of predictions right, not 100%. Or else we calibrated our estimates in the wrong way.
What's happened to marriage? The wedding-industrial complex. Brides get swept up in this world of obsession - it has to be your perfect day.
You have a life and there are these volumes on either side that go unvisited; some day soon as the world winds he will lie beneath what he now stands on, dead as those insects whose sound he no longer hears, and the grass will go on growing, wild and blind.