Nothing but great antiquity can make graveyards interesting to me. I have no friends there.
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes
If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
Every team has a hard man. We has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea had Chopper, Arsenal had Peter Storey, Liverpool had Tommy Smith. Leeds had eleven of them
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?
What separates the winners from the losers is that they can deal with doing their best while still coming up short.
Titchy little snapperwhippers like you should not be higgling around with an old sage and onions who is hundreds of years more than you.
Women initiate most domestic violence, yet out of a thousand cases of domestic violence, maybe one is involving a man. And this has made a victim of culture out of women.
If the faults of men in orders are only to be judged among themselves, they are all in some sort parties; for, since they say the honour of their order is concerned in every member of it, how can we be sure that they will be impartial judges?