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Mike Epps Biography

Michael Elliot Epps (born November 18, 1970) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, film producer, writer, and rapper. He is best known for playing Day-Day Jones in Next Friday and its sequel, Friday After Next, and also appearing in The Hangover as "Black Doug". He was the voice of Boog in Open Season 2 (replacing Martin Lawrence), but was replaced by Matthew J. Munn in Open Season 3. As of 2010, Epps was the executive producer on a documentary about the life story of a former member of Tupac Shakur's Outlawz, Napoleon: Life of an Outlaw. He is also known for playing Lloyd Jefferson "L.J." Wade in Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) and Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) respectively.

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Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they've run out of material.

Hollywood, Material, Run, Running, Thinking

I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something.

Fall, Place, Say, Subtle, Together

We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.

Back, Coming, Coming Back, Loss, Losses, Take

Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole. . . it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.

Friend, Jail, Joints, Prison, Reason Why, Sent

You can't make the people do what you want them to do. You've got to get everybody to see what you seein' or you gonna be a damn fool.

Damn, Everybody, Fool, Gonna, People, Want

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.

Kids, Know, People, Treat, Wife

'Resident Evil' was different. I like to challenge myself and do different things sometimes. So when it came to me, I was, like, 'Come on with it, I'll do it.

Challenge, Challenges, Come, Different, Evil, Like

I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man.

Mother, Baby, Men, Bought, Man

Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?

Mean, Men, Together, Like, Honestly

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

Wedding, Knows, Nothing, Marriages, Know

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.

Care, Conscious, Labels, Outcome, Real

I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.

Appreciate, Give, Giving, Life, Trying

The whole Miami Heat team is my least my favorite athlete. Why? Because they keep beating my Pacers.

Athlete, Beating, Miami, Miami Heat, Team, Whole

You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do.

People, Want, What You Want, Know, Make

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.

Living, People, Personality, Serious, Think, Thinking

Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.

Chicks, Thirty, Yeah, Younger

The biggest obstacle I've had to overcome is loving myself 100%. And that's still a battle. I love myself, but sometimes you can be your own worst enemy. And I think I've been my worst enemy in life, because others haven't been able to do anything to me unless I allowed them to do it.

Battle, Life, Think, Thinking, Worst Enemy

Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble.

Blessed, Game, Games, Humble, Plan

She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in that. That's why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right.

Break, Break Up, Heart, Like, Men, Ring

I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

Back, Bills, Comedy, Indiana

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