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Mick Foley Biography

Michael Francis "Mick" Foley Sr. (born June 7, 1965) is a former American professional wrestler and color commentator currently signed to WWE.

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A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.

Big, Book, Commitment, Serious

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah. . . buried alive. . . buried alive.

Alive, Buried, Funny, Like, Wwe

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

Built, Elbow, Elbows, God, Heaven, Ladders

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

Beautiful, Destruction, Wwe

We believe that our RAW team will, basically, exploit Shane's McMahon lack of regular wrestling.

Believe, Mcmahon, Raw, Team, Wrestling

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

High, High Places, I Can, Jump, Places, Wrestling

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks.

Book, Commitment, Girl, Nailing, Spend

I happen to be a three-time former WWF Champion and a hardcore legend, and I never had my own dressing room.

Champion, Dressing, Legend, Three, Wrestling, Wwf

This is for all the little Stingers

Littles, Stingers, Wrestling

Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore!

Glasses, Look, Missing, Wear, Wwe

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

Enough, I Realized, Thought, Wcw

Yeah, that's a good point.

Good, Point, Wrestling, Yeah

Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.

Broken, California, Fellow, Welcome, Wwe

Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.

Fearless, Match, Mcmahon, Shane, Undertaker

On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal. . . but forget so many important parts of me?

Bad Day, Create, Created, Having, Important, Wwe

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

Champion, Taka, Talent, Wwf

I would rather hurt a man. . . than love a woman.

Hurt, Love, Man, Men, Woman, Wrestling

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang. . . to give you.

Expert, Funny, Rock, Rocks, Think, Thinking

Shut your role and know your mouth.

Know, Mouth, Mouths, Role, Roles, Wwe