Godfrey may refer to:
You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.
But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.
I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.
The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!
Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.
Be happy with your stereotype. Asians - that's the stereotype I want. Being the smartest person in the world? You're the smartest, what are you complaining about? You know what I get? 'Wassup?
I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around. You never really get rewarded in class for being funny. You're a disturbance. But the funny kid is often witty and clever and quick. . . they finally get a chance to express themselves when they get out of school.
You know what the bodega is? It's the little Latin store, and they try to act like it's a grocery store. It has two aisles. And the guy, he always tries to help me, 'You looking for the bread?' I was like, 'Dude, I can see it right here, alright. ' He's like, 'Hey, hey, it's in aisle two. ' That's all you got, what are you talking about?
If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.
That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.
I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny; you don't have to be an idiot.
Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!
I would say, as far as heckling, there's benign and there's malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I'd say percentage-wise it's only about 10 to 20 percent the whole year.
I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.
Even if you get a joke right you've done it a thousand times and sometimes there's times where it just doesn't work or someone doesn't agree with you. And I want to show that. I have had more hecklers because that's part of comedy is arguments, you know?
Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.
I can always create new material. That's something I can control.
I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take you for a fool I think.
My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American. ' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black. ' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about?
I am not a model the camera just went off by itself