I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!"
I'm something like the old soak who never knew whether his wife told him to take one drink and come home at 12, or take 12 and come home at one.
In that case Mr. Barrow, Mr. Gehrig is a very underpaid ballplayer.
We all pulled together at the right time, unfortunately, we were down 3-0 to the Yankees when we decided to do it, but we did it. And we shocked the world.
I think you learn. You learn from your mistakes. You learn from things you do and try to stay away from the negatives in your life. I think I've grown.
Well, the fella I got on there is hitting pretty good and I know he can make that throw, and if he don't make it that other fella I got coming has shown me a lot, and if he can't I have my guy and I know what he can do. On the other hand, the guy's not around now. And, well, this guy may be able to do it against left-handers if my guy ain't strong enough. I know one of my guys is gonna do it.
Boomer is. . . Boomer. That pretty much tells you all you need to know
I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first, and I'll always sign for a kid before an adult.
I know what kind of pitcher Whitey was, and I know what kind of person Whitey is. It makes me feel proud to be a Yankee. We're keeping this in the family.
Just two words: a masterpiece.
To be manager of the Yankees under the malevolent dictatorship of George Steinbrenner is like being married to Zsa Zsa Gabor - the union is short and sweet.
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
I was Mayor of New York during a great Yankees dynasty. I got to preside over the city during four Yankees championships.
There is no such thing as second place. Either you're first or you're nothing.
What the hell is wrong with him now?
You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions.
A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?"
All pitchers are born pitchers.
When you think New York, you think Yankees.
Before seeing 'The Pride of the Yankees,' you may or may not know that the Yankees referred to are the ones who win the World Series each year. After seeing it you will find that the reference is indirect.