What is the thing that matters most to making progress right now?
Be a vegetarian. That was the best advice I ever took. It means I'm not involved in killing, that's the main thing.
Health has always been an important thing to me. I exercise and try to take care of myself, and drink a lot of water! And I push that to my kids so that they can carry on that same energy.
If there's one thing the American people aren't lacking, it is courage.
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
A jealous husband is an ugly thing.
Some people really like to get into Twitter, but it's not my thing.
Here’s what I learned: First thing in the morning, before I have drowned myself in coffee, while I still have that sleepy brain I used to believe was useless — that is the best brain for creative writing. Words come pouring out easily while my head still feels as if it is full of ground fog, wrapped in flannel and gauze, and surrounded by a hive of humming, velvety sleep bees.
It's always hard to be private in public, which is what acting is because you have to do thing really emotionally naked.
We are so accustomed to think of religion as a thing between individual men and God that we can hardly enter into the idea of a religion in which a whole nation in its national organisation appears as the religious unit.
When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.
It's where we're nearest to our humanness. Useless knowledge for its own sake. Useful knowledge is good, too, but it's for the faint-hearted, an elaboration of the real thing, which is only to shine some light, it doesn't matter where on what, it's the light itself, against the darkness, it's what's left of God's purpose when you take away God.
There is no such thing as a pro-nuclear environmentalist.
I think everyone is trying to figure out who they are and their own thing.
The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing.
The thing with giving up is you never know. You never know whether you could have done the job. And I'm sick of not knowing about my life.
The best thing to do is try and make sure you're getting something at your end. We had stretches where we didn't get that.
The one thing I like about 'Playboy' is they don't have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn't really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up.
Then be sure of one thing: The Is has imagined it quite a bit better than you have. The original sin is to limit the Is. Don't.
The only thing I can't stand is discomfort.