Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated.
Often, we melt into our ecstasies as though they were jams, as though we were sinking into syrupy bowls of gooseberries, of raspberries, of bilberries.
You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.
Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.
Imagine a world, in which your entire possession is one raspberry, and you give it to your friend.
Those running tights the young women wear now, so they look like spacewomen, raspberry red and electric green so tight they show every muscle right into the crack between the buttocks, what is the point of them? Display. Young animals need to display.
When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.
I love berries. Strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, black berries, anything with an 'errie' in it!
Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast.
The police are asking through the bedroom door, why did I make a batch of strawberry daiquiris before I called them? Because we were out of raspberries. Because, can't they see, it just does not matter. Time was not of the essence.
It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!
Have you ever noticed the softness of a kitten's feet? - they are like raspberries to hold in one's hand.
