Your mouth smells like my jock strap.
I swam a little bit in high school but I wasn't a jock.
With dates I like to cater a girl. We do whatever she likes. If she was open to what I wanted to do, it probably wouldn't be a dull date, because I am a jock.
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.
I'm not a philosopher. I am the next thing to a jock, which is a novelist.
I've always been a closet jock. With exercising, the more you do it, the more you get into it. And the more you see results, the more you're pushing for the next level.
You can wear ruffles; you can be a jock, and you can still be a great computer scientist, or a great technologist, or a great product designer.
I wasn't a jock in school, and by the 10th grade, when I was in boarding school I was carrying water buckets for the girls' hockey team. I was the kid with long hair and glasses and acne trying to learn how to play guitar and piano in the music center. I was not an athlete past the age of 13 or 14 when they start throwing the ball really fast.
Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle. " "You're going, too?" "Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?" "No, I was just thinking you're a little, uh, recognizable, maybe?" Eve batted her thick eyelashes. "Why, thank you, sweetie. That's the nicest insult I've had today, not counting the jock who said he'd date me but he had a restraining order out for necrophelia.
I was a total jock growing up. I went to super-dorky basketball clinics and was handpicked to play on a state team called the Texas Heat.
If you want information about sports, I can tell you things from the 1940's, and the couple years that my grandson was kind of a jock, but nothing in between.
I'm a jock and I'm an athlete, and that's what I love to do.
I've always been a closet jock, but when I got married and had kids, that fell by the wayside.
I started to duck under the spears, only to have the two vamps on the other wall suddenly appear in my face. Or, at least, their crotches did. Another day, I would have made a cute remark about heat and leather jock straps, but I wasn’t feeling real cute right now.
A picture, of Jock Semple kissed me,appeared in The New York Times the next day after Boston Marathon in 1973, and the caption was "The end of an era. "
I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.
I was always more of an academic than a jock.
I was kind of a jock in school. Beauty wasn't something I spent a lot of time on.
[Calvin Trillin] was very "shoe," which means he was a big jock, a big deal.
