Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.
Every jackass going the roads thinks he has ideas.
People huddle together in doctrinaire herds, and the same jackasses who, without the slightest risk, now scream against racism are the same conformist personality types who would have carried torches in lynch mobs a century ago.
In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal.
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.
Did you ever know that you're a jackass?
Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn.
An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass.
A pack of jackasses led by a lion is superior to a pack of lions led by a jackass.
No' is golden. 'No' is the kind of power the good witch wields. It's the way whole, healthy, emotionally evolved people manage to have relationships with jackasses while limiting the amount of jackass in their lives.
Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.
Take your patience pill. . . You can be joyous, but you can't be a jackass.
The women take so little stock In what I do or say They'd sooner leave their cosseting To hear a jackass bray.
To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all.
Any jackass can talk about bombing Iran.
You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.
Fascism rewarded jackasses in uniform. Democracy gives priviliges to those in sports' gear. In Italy, political regimes come to pass. The jackasses remain. Triumphant.
The jackasses at Elections Canada are out of control.
