I've been taking batting practice in my barn where nobody can see me, so I may be better than anyone thinks.
If someone as blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
I'd rather do manual labor than sit behind a desk. And as my grandparents got older, I'd fly out there and help out around the farm. We'd tear barns down; we'd build barns. I'd rather be outside rolling hay or driving the tractors.
Having been let out of the barn once, I know I wouldn't be happy if I were home all the time.
I guess the difference between Gin and me is that when Gin got shut in the barn she thought Edmond didn't love her anymore but because I could feel Edmond out there somewhere always loving me I didn't have to howl all night.
God's people are not to accumulate stuff for tomorrow but to share indiscriminately with the scandalous and holy confidence that God will provide for tomorrow. Then we need not stockpile stuff in barns or a 401(k), especially when there is someone in need.
You can't beat sex outdoors, but there are not many places I haven't done it. Forests, barns, in swimming pool changing rooms, on top of hills, you name it.
My decorating and renovation skills are nil - indeed, I once used a shower curtain from Pottery Barn as 'window dressing.
It’s what you sow that multiplies, not what you keep in the barn.
I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby. So I'm a strange person.
That's my dream to be old enough and mature enough that I won't be considered an "old lady" if I have a house with a barn. Because I already do needlepoint.
I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit. . . . . when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.
The crooks downtown figured out that comedy is like a hammer. It can put up a barn and it can knock down a wall. So they bought it outright and marketed it as Comedy Central.
In every creepy movie ever made, the barn is the prime nesting ground for the things you don't know you're looking for and always regret finding.
You got barn cats and you want to make them tamed, you need to get them as kittens.
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.
Garages, barns and attics are always older than the buildings to which they are attached.
I wouldn't touch Chimbonda with a barn door
I milked, of course, and did some work around the barn, and tried not to think about Brian, which was like trying not to breathe.
