You may be an idiot but I don't think you're a fool.
All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over. '
Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!
I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life. ' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you participate in this lunacy, y'all will get yourselves killed. Then don't come crying to me. ' Now that would be a neat trick.
I finally crashed. I drove like an idiot all day.
To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!
Guardian angels guide the steps of idiots.
What are you doing?" "Looking for my fangs. " "We don't grow fangs you idiot!
I'd make a better U. S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.
I don't want to spoon-feed the audience, like, "This is the funny guy, this is one you hate, this is the one you like. " A lot of movies do that. They don't really give you a choice. They show you the jock, and he's an idiot, and everybody has to hate him. You have no choice.
I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will.
The secret must be kept from all non-people. The mystery must be hidden from all idiots.
We have no higher life that is really apart from other people. It is by imagining them that our personality is built up; to be without the power of imagining them is to be a low-grade idiot.
I think there's a little bit of idiot in everybody and I think some people cover it better than others but I think I am very much a guy who wears his heart on his sleeve.
Anyone who hasn't been nervous, or hasn't choked somewhere down the line, is an idiot.
You entered a marathon with hills? You idiot.
They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.
And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves?
You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena) That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace)
I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like an idiot.