I don't even remember why I called myself an idiot. I can be very harshly critical of myself. It depends on my mood, and obviously it depends on where I am in my life. Yes, embracing myself - I'm working on that.
Sometimes it will be for more money than I've ever been offered before. I mean, am I an idiot again for not doing that?
I fell in love. It was a great thing to be in love. I was a complete idiot in love.
I try and sit on the fence because as soon as you voice any kind of opinion, people begin to think you're an idiot.
The trick is not how much pain you feel--but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses.
I don't get the jitters and I don't get nervous, because I build that comfort on set for myself. Sometimes if I'm gonna do something really crazy, it helps me to yell or look like an idiot on set, so that when I'm about to do a scene, I've already embarrassed myself. I find ways to work around getting the jitters.
There are so many things that you think will look cool but then you look like an idiot!
Stop blaming your parents. If you're really angry at 60 years old, you're an idiot! You've got to work some of it out.
A fool or idiot is one who expects things to happen that never can happen.
No. I think they're the idiot people and I'm the normal person. But I don't really go to parties where. . . I don't really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it's incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, oh, you're really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public.
Guardian angels guide the steps of idiots.
When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots.
The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you are not an idiot, but find yourself in the Navy, you can only operate well by pretending to be one. All the shortcuts and economies and common-sense changes that your native intelligence suggests to you are mistakes. Learn to quash them. Constantly ask yourself, "How would I do this if I were a fool?" Throttle down your mind to a crawl. Then you will never go wrong.
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
It isn't against the Law to be an idiot.
Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.
Led Zeppelin is just a bunch of stupid idiots who wrote cool riffs.
Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable?
The dominant feature of the later legislation has been this steady reduction of the status of the native, and, though the intention has been protective, legislation has now gone so far that it may well be asked what purpose or plan there is or what possible outcome there can be from a system that confines the native within a legal status that has more in common with that of a born idiot than of any other class of British subject.
No more, no less. I'm an idiot. I really need to let this crush go.