I hope I'll never get too old to want to take part in this event, and I don't think I will ever age that much.
I can beat any two players in this tournament by myself. If I need any help, I'll let you know.
People ask me, 'Would you ever want to play professional golf?' And I'm like, 'No. No, no, no, no. Just because I can hit a good shot every now and then doesn't make me a pro. '
Some things cannont possibly happen, because they are both too improbable and too perfect. The U. S. hockey team cannot beat the Russians in the 1980 Olympics. Jack Nicklaus cannot shoot 65 to win the Masters at age forty-six. Nothing else comes immediately to mind.
Never take a mulligan on a par 3. A "hole in three" is not a fun story to relive.
I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.
When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
You play the golf course just like you played it in your practice rounds and you stick to your game plan and just try to get whatever you can out of it.
Just trust your instincts. There's an old saying in golf, you've studied the swing many times, and you practice and practice, but when you stand over the ball, you just have to trust your swing. And you trust it. And if you don't trust it, you'll ruin it; your brain will take over.
I still don't get golf.
I don't see myself playing or adjusting my schedule for senior tournament golf.
I feel like I came through this year stronger and wiser, and I can go into 2015 in a much better place.
The only times you touch the ball with your hand are when you tee it up and when you pick it out of the cup. The hell with television towers and cables and burrowing animals and the thousand and one things that are referred to as 'not part of the golf course'. If you hit the ball off the fairway, you play it from there.
Sam Snead did to the tee-shot what Roger Bannister did to the four-minute mile.
Golf is social. It brings a lot of people together. And the great thing about a scramble, there's less pressure because you don't feel like every shot has to be your shot.
Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.
Tiger, come on now, you've still got work to do. This round and golf tournament are not over. Hang in there and finish the race.
You need a fantastic memory in this game to remember the great shots and a very short memory to forget the bad ones.
You know golf is very lonely. When I'm in the States, I feel like if I just think about Taiwan, my friends, my fans, I won't feel like I'm alone.