A major golf tournament is 40,000 sadists watching 144 masochists.
One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again.
[Donald] Trump I've known because we cut ribbons together at golf courses and that sort of thing. He's a pleasant guy when you're with him. I've played golf with him twice, oh, probably 10, 15 years ago.
If anything, more kids that want to get good at golf will get fine-tuned. It's factual. It's science, how to build a golfer. I think that's huge.
You know what the game of golf is, don't you? It's basketball for people who can't jump and chess for people who can't think.
Tiger, come on now, you've still got work to do. This round and golf tournament are not over. Hang in there and finish the race.
I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.
If you're going to be an investor, you're going to make some investments where you don't have all the experience you need. But if you keep trying to get a little better over time, you'll start to make investments that are virtually certain to have a good outcome. The keys are discipline, hard work, and practice. It's like playing golf - you have to work on it.
It's very difficult to move yourself up bit by bit. It's like trying to eat an elephant for God's sake. I can do it. It's just I have to have it bite by bite, you know. It's possible. You can eat an elephant, but you have to do it bite by bite. You can't do it all in one go.
Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.
Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built.
Arnold's place in history will be as the man who took golf from being a game for the few to a sport for the masses. He was the catalyst who made that happen.
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
When I want a long ball, I spin my hips faster.
I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn.
I love nothing more than being in the last group on Sunday at the Masters. It's the greatest thing in professional golf.
When I'm not working, I like to play golf.
We have an architect in the audience who designed one of clubhouses at one of the golf courses. It's a beautiful facility. It immediately was put to use. And Donald Trump wouldn't pay what the man needed to be paid.
I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong
Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.