A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.
An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness.
Coaches are like ducks. Calm on top, but paddling underneath. Believe me, there's a lot of leg movement.
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. No furniture, no light fittings, no carpet, no bodies. Not a single body. Nothing but the million ducks, the three million ducklings and a window.
I'm an expert cook when it comes to preparing the quail, ducks, geese and wild turkeys that I hunt on the farm.
I want to keep audiences off balance, so they don't know who I am or how to take me. If I duck and weave, as Frank Bruno might say, I'll have a longer shelf life.
I had my bad times. But the good news is that every time this has happened I've taken full responsibility for it. I don't try to duck it, I don't try to dodge it, I don't try to bullshit about it. Truth crushed to the ground will rise again. And that's what my life has been about.
Well," Peter Van Houten said, extending his hand to me. "It is at any rate a pleasure to meet such ontologically improbable creatures. " I shook his swollen hand, and then he shook hands with Augustus. I was wondering what ontologically meant. Regardless, I liked it. Augustus and I were together in the Improbable Creatures Club: us and duck-billed platypuses.
Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?
What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander, but it is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the Guinea hen.
I like the Valentino store in Rome. Because in Rome when I'd be riding my bike, that store is right next to the Spanish Steps, and it gets so crowded there, so I could sometimes duck into the Valentino store and go up to the top floor and have a little espresso and just relax and take it easy.
Light came to me when I realized that I did not have to consider any racial group as a whole. God made them duck by duck and that was the only way I could see them.
Life is a rush into the unknown. You can duck down & hope nothing hits you, Or stand as tall as you can, show it your teeth & say: "Dish it up, baby, and don't be stingy with the jalapenos. " - must be female ;-)
What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus. ) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I’m human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you’re sane. (Nick)
Gundar seemed to come to a decision. "Well, as my old mam used to say, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's probably a duck. " "Very wise," Halt said. "And what exactly do your mother's words of wisdom have to do with this situation?" Gundar shrugged. "It looks like a channel. It's the right place for a channel. If I were digging one, this is where I'd dig a channel. So. . . " "So it's probably the channel?" Selethen said. Gundar grinned at him. "Either that or it's a duck.
The Second Amendment isn't about duck hunting or target shooting.
I shall never eat duck again. I cannot believe I used to like duck. The duck betrayed me.
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus.
The wise duck keeps his mouth shut when he smells frogs.