. . . a Dorito asks nothing of you, which is its great gift. It only asks that you are not there.
Children who reach the age of eighteen with their entire skills set composed on Nintendo and eating Doritos have been neglected. Their parents neglected to give them the character traits necessary to live successfully.
I started working around eigth grade. I remember doing a Doritos commercial where there were four days in a row of eating them, and I will tell you, I have not eaten many Doritos since.
The man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and Cheetos in a variety pack.
I like Doritos. I'm usually watching 'The Biggest Loser' eating Doritos.
I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of Doritos at a party
Do I midnight snack? Not a lot, but sometimes. And it's usually Doritos Cooler Ranch. I know that's terrible, especially for a pro athlete, but they're just so good.
He was chugging brown pop from a can Jack had handed him while he stuffed nacho cheese Doritos in his face. I was glad to see he looked lots better, almost completely like himself, which proves Doritos and brown pop really are health foods.
Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.
