Everything important I learned, I learned as a dishwasher.
A good apprentice cook must be as polite with the dishwasher as with the chef.
As for money - when I have it, it's great. When I don't, I go get some. I've been a dishwasher, a gardener, a cleaner.
YOU are using a frisbee as a plate. " "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird. " Victor glared at me. "Dude, calm down, I'll wash it afterward. It's probably dishwasher safe.
Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.
I don't function well in chaos, whether it be my sheets or the dishwasher.
I got fired when I was a dishwasher at Denny's. That set me back a little bit. You don't realize how important dishwashers are until you do the job.
Cooking can be rewarding when it is a choice and no longer the onerous duty of the housewife, and when a dishwasher can lighten the load at the other end of the process.
I dont have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.
I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
I have never really cooked, don't know how to use my dishwasher, and subsist mainly on prepared deli takeout. I don't even eat in restaurants much.
I like when my man is worldly, know the finer things in life, is well traveled, and educated. It's important to me that he's able to talk to all types of people, from doctors to dishwashers.
I'm a very good dishwasher. I'm a terrible cook. I'm an awful cook.
You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher!
Once you get yourself on that path where you're willing to find something delightful in laundry and in dishwashers, it means that you train yourself to be able to find it almost anywhere in almost anything.
[Vincent Price] taught me how to cook fish in my dishwasher.
I'm not a dishwasher anymore. But I'm still from Sangamon Street.
