Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert: It's plaid and it lies.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert
I should have written that down. - Dilbert
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.
Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes. . . no, wait.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert. ' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
