It really does seem that the Democrat's problem isn't that they're calling for timetables - it's that they're calling them 'timetables'. You're up against Bush and the Republicans - you've got to bring some zing. Don't call them timetables - call them 'Patriot Dates', 'Freedom Deadlines'. . . 'Glory Goals'.
The difference between treason and patriotism is only a matter of dates.
I think people are having less of an investment in relationships. It used to be that you meet someone, you go on four or five dates and you gradually get to know them and trust them at the same time, and you learn a little bit about them. Now, it could be one date - maybe even before that first date - you go on Facebook have all the information.
Dates are convenient hooks on which we can hang our memories of events. But history is all about people - people like you and me who did things to change the world.
I'm a big proponent of 'Don't Ask, Don't tell,' in fact, I enforce it strictly on all of my dates. First, I don't ask them for sex, and then I warn them not to tell anyone after I'm through.
I've always had just enough success to buy me some more tour dates and another record.
Dates are always hard. You don't want to be too dressed up or too casual.
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
History isn't about dates and places and wars. It's about the people who fill the spaces between them.
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
Make a list. Score your dates. Market yourself wisely. Find your needle.
Look through the prayer books. You'll see lots of dates. You'll see names of Native Americans remembered. This was an open-sourcing project among so many people.
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
The girls I've dated hate me a little because I can't remember anything about first dates or when we kissed. I have the worst memory in the world!
As it is she will probably turn out to be one of these acid-faced virgins that sit behind little desks in public libraries and stamp dates in books.
I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.
I had a big troupe, a big army and it was a lot of fun. And, after 10 years of that, I just decided that I wanted to travel and do special dates. I go to Las Vegas these days.
There are singular moments in history, dates that divide all that goes before from all that comes after.
History is only time furnished with dates and rich with events.
One's life story cannot be told with complete veracity. A true autobiography would have to be written in states of mind, emotions, heartbeats, smiles and tears; not in months and years, or physical events. Life is marked off on the soul by feelings, not by dates.