Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.
When any fit of gloominess, or perversion of mind, lays hold upon you, make it a rule not to publish it by complaints, but exert your whole care to hide it; by endeavouring to hide it; you will dry it away. Be always busy.
No adolescent ever wants to be understood, which is why they complain about being misunderstood all the time.
It's a drag having to wear socks during matches, because the tan, like, stops at the ankles. I can never get my skin, like, color coordinated.
I find it funny because people complain about Brooklyn becoming too hip, but would they prefer stock brokers or gunfights or something?
Well, I suppose one ought not to employ a magician and then complain that he does not behave like other people.
The darkness, of which the historians complain, is essentially the darkness of their own ignorance.
If you're aware of injustice, you can either ignore it, say there is nothing you can do about it, complain about it and not do anything, or put your energies into doing something about it.
I do not speak to those who are well employed, in whatever circumstances, and they know whether they are well employed or not; but mainly to the mass of men who are discontented, and idly complaining of the hardness of their lot or of the times, when they might improve them.
Great Pompey's shade complains that we are slow, And Scipio's ghost walks unavenged amongst us!
I get much more respect, as befits my age. And I have nothing to complain about.
I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it up in my persona. I felt like I wouldn't be able to do stand-up for a career if I was needy. I didn't want to be complaining or whining onstage. I wanted to be cool and do exactly what I wanted to do. That way I would never have to change for anybody.
Gratitude and complaining cannot co-exist simultaneously. Choose the one that best serves you.
I complain to one of my fellow servers that I don't understand how she can go so long without food. "Well, I don't understand how you can go so long without a cigarette," she responds in a tone of reproach. Because work is what you do for others; smoking is what you do for yourself.
Most bodybuilders only have a hazy notion of what they want to look like. They do not say, 'I am going to be a winner. ' The negative impulses around the gym can be incredible. I would hear bodybuilders complaining, 'Oh,no! Not another set!' That destroyed them. I have always believed that if you're training for nothing, you're wasting your effort!
Holocaust? Ninety million Indians? Only four million left? They all have casinos - what's to complain about?
We complain today that ministers do not know how to preach; but is it not equally true that our congregations do not know how to hear?
Complain and remain. Praise and be raised.
I can't get no respect.