You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
He's picked clean! Eaten by cats!
When it comes to reflexes, I'm like a cat. I'm Catwoman. I'm invulnerable. The only reason he got a piece of me is because of the rain. Cats don't like water. It impairs us. It's our kryptonite.
Cats at firesides live luxuriously and are the picture of comfort.
Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
When we get the remote Russian village online, what will get people to the Internet is not going to be reports from Human Rights Watch. It's going to be pornography, 'Sex and the City,' or maybe funny videos of cats.
For us the most important thing is to be visual, and for the cats watching us to have fun. This is all we want. We get very upset if people get bored when we're only half way through smashing the second set.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
Books, Cats, Life is Good.
Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.
Who would come for her?" he snarled, rallying. Behind me, a voice shouted, "Tybalt, King of Cats. My claim precedes yours.
There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. . . . Dogs do not ritually urinate in the hope of persuading heaven to do the same and send down rain. Asses do not bray a liturgy to cloudless skies. Nor do cats attempt, by abstinence from cat's meat, to wheedle the feline spirits into benevolence. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough.
Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?
I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.
Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.
I met Elvis in your woods one night,” Terry said. One of the EMTs had given him a shot, and I thought it was beginning to work. “I knew I was nuts then. He was telling me how much he liked cats. I told him I was a dog person, myself.
Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it to them.
I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats.