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Rob Delaney Biography

Rob Delaney (born January 19, 1977) is an American comedian, actor, and writer. He is widely known as the co-star and co-writer of the TV show Catastrophe.

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A long-term relationship is about showing up and working hard and banking on each other. If one's down, the other might be up and can help the other one up, and sometimes you're both down and you just [band] together. Endurance is a big theme of it for me. That might not sound romantic, but I kind of think that it is.

Banking, Down, Endurance, Long, Sound, Thinking

I no longer believe in freedom of speech.

Believe, Freedom, Freedom Of Speech, Speech

In the ambiguity and shifting playing field of adult life, I often wish I could just fill in a dot and have someone say “Yes” and hand me a chicken leg, or “No” and slap me with an old fish.

Adults, Chicken, Fish, Hands, Say, Wish

On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.

Believe, Dad, Generally, Husband, Things

With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money, so I owe them the truth as I experience it.

Experience, Laughing, Owe, People, Truth, Want

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.

Laughing, Love, Press, Probably, Relationship, Used

I can say that I'm a feminist and I try to be progressive and all that stuff. But I when I'm tired or when I've been thrown up on for the second time that I'm just a tired man trying to keep it together. I've had a lot of jobs over the years and people who make television - it's ridiculous how much they're lauded and paid. It's irresponsible and stupid. But it is hard work. It's very difficult to balance having three young kids and working like that. So I owe my wife an enormous debt of gratitude. I feel guilty that the kids had to be grown in her body and she hasn't been able to work.

Gratitude, Hard Work, Irresponsible, Stuff, Stupid, Young

I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, 'people. '

Call, Gay, People, Sometimes

I was an extroverted kid and performed, like, acting and singing. Then, the older I got, I realized I enjoyed performing things that I came up with myself more and I enjoyed making people laugh more than making people cry or think.

Enjoyed, Kids, People, Singing, Think, Thinking

It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language.

Hard, Talking, Wife, Would Be

I think your ambition for something changes as you go.

Ambition, Changes, Things Change, Think, Thinking

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.

Done, Fear, Funny, Running, Special

It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.

Media, People, Sort, Subversively, Terrible, Trying

People who concern themselves with the rights of other adults who engage in consensual acts involving sex, love, and
or eating croissants together are damaged and in pain.

Adults, Pain, People, Rights, Sex

Politicians, it's in their job description to just lie, every day.

Day, Jobs, Lie, Lying, Politician, Politicians

I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.

Laughing, Pantry, Relationship, Snacks, Weekly

I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh.

Laugh, Laughing, Parent, Parents, People, Steve

People moved in across the street and are immediately cutting down a huge tree. Their toothbrushes will know my buttonhole.

Across, Cutting, Down, People, Tree

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

Compassion, Depression, Hard Work, Obstacles, Overcome

Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He’s irresistible to me. I mean seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.

Attention, Attractive, Mean, Target

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