We may be in the Universe as dogs and cats are in our libraries, seeing the books and hearing the conversation, but having no inkling of the meaning of it all.
When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.
Dogs want only love but cats demand worship.
Cats. . . are like four-legged poster children for OCD.
For us the most important thing is to be visual, and for the cats watching us to have fun. This is all we want. We get very upset if people get bored when we're only half way through smashing the second set.
Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.
Cruelty is cruelty, whether it's cruelty to children, to the elderly, to dogs and cats, or to chickens.
Cats ask plainly for what they want.
People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote.
Dogs like everyone. Cats choose who to like.
When a woman has five cats, she doesn't have to be 'made crazy'
Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring.
It is widely grokked that cats have the hacker nature
I never been a hater of these other cats, who never really had nothing, being successful. That's not my problem.
Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own.
Cats are oppressed, dogs terrify them, landladies starve them, boys stone them, everybody speaks of them with contempt. If they were human beings we could talk of their oppressors with a studied violence, add our strength to theirs, even organize the oppressed and like good politicians sell our charity for power.
The only cats worth anything are the cats that take chances.
Teenagers are like cats - they have important business that doesn't involve mere humans.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it to them.