If the head is lost, all that perishes is the individual; if the balls are lost, all of human nature perishes.
You can never be too paranoid.
What women look for in a man: Breathing, IQ over 80, weight under 550 pounds, fewer than six ex-wives. What men look for in a woman: Pia Zadora as she was ten years ago.
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence
Don't think of it as wrinkles. Think of ot as relaxed-fit skin.
What child has a heart to sing in this capricious clime of ours, when spring comes sailing in from the sea, with wet and heavy cloud-sails and the misty pennon of the east-wind nailed to the mast.
I've noticed in England once people reach a certain level they feel they have to get married.
Good programmers know what's beautiful and bad ones don't.
Water is free of charge. Why then do people drink Evian?