it's easier to forgive your enemies than to forgive your friends.
When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs. . . but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.
In This Body Mystery, even though it was written in the voice of people with HIVAIDS, it's about how people come to accept their fate and their sickness. It's about accepting the way your life is.
My ultimate aim would be to captivate an audience, even just for a second.
I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave.
God understands that part of us which is more than what we think we are.