I say, doctors are the profiteers of death and unclaimed cadavers that were once inhabited by homeless and wondering poets!
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.
Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to.
Comedy is the only hope for humanity.
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.
We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.
On the spectrum of imagination, there are people who are more imaginative than others - I guess some kids are hardcore pretenders and have imaginary friends for years and other kids play and they have fun, but it's not quite as specific like that.
The male - I have found - is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
They were not failures, they were new found ways of what does not work "I can accept failure,everyonefails at something. But I can't accept not trying
Every man is destined to win. Whether he wins or not is determined by whether or not he aligns himself with God's will.